TomKat has given us the willies ever since the Valkyrie star jumped on Oprah's couch. Of course, the Suri-is-an-alien rumors didn't help their street cred either. Though the superstar couple hasn't done anything uber-crazy as of late, we still miss the old Katie Holmes that we knew and loved from her Dawson's Creek days, and we can't help but think that Tom sucked the life right out of her. Let her go, Tom, and find someone your own (short) size to robotize!

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