Sure, those photogs can be pesky, and sometimes downright obnoxious, but can you think of a single star who'd give up the free designer duds, the five-figure award-show gift bags, the courtside Lakers seats, the free jewels and furs and Sidekicks and Xboxes, the private jets, the posses or the chance to hook up with other famous types, even if it meant the paparazzi would disappear tomorrow? Yeah, neither can we. Celebrity perks are just that good...