Update: On September 14, Britney gave birth to her first child, a son named Sean Preston. Thanks to everyone who suggested a name.
Unless you've been living under a rock, you've heard the news that Britney is pregnant. For celebrity scoop lovers like us (and you!), it doesn't get much better than this. From now until her due day ‑- which reportedly is in September ‑- we'll be inundated with photos of the Britster's blooming belly and live for the pop tart's updates in her online diary. ("Dear Diary, Today I fed the baby a Big Grab bag of Cheetos...")

Since it's going to be all about Britney for a while, we thought that we'd get in on the fun ‑- iVillage-style. So we're unveiling a special edition of Celebrity Haiku in which you can suggest names for baby Spederline. Should Brit and Kevin go with something celebish like Coco or Pilot Inspektor? How about something more traditional like Lynne ‑- a nod to Britney's mother? The possibilities are endless.

And since this is Britney's first crack at motherhood, feel free to share any tips you might have for her as well. She's been known to walk barefoot in gas-station rest rooms, so we know she could use our help.

Like other editions of this game, you must submit your response in haiku format. To designate a line break, please put a "/" mark in your response. And if you're rusty on haiku, click here and we'll get you channeling your elementary-school-student self in no time.

So get going! Britney needs your haiku inspiration.

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